Troll Academy

"You realize my true power? A troll must be able to piss off his target while making everyother person laugh and have a good time. He must be able to stick out his dick and shout "Suck on this!" and have girls squeal "eew!" while secretly checking him out. He must be brave but he must also be a coward. He must be kind to his fans, and ruthless to his targets. And most importantly, he must make sure everyone laughs at the end." He made a fist and pounded his chest proudly. "I am the catalyst that will bring about the next greatest change. I will be the best troll this world has ever seen..."