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Reads 20
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Basically about my normal everyday shitty life where i bitch about people and dream about joey graceffa all day huh? What?! I didnt say anything...so imma just go enjoy the story! Little white girl is out byyyyeee 💖All Rights Reserved

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Oli and I by chellejai

An Oli White fan fiction. Also thank you for 4000+ reads! I never imagined this little story from my brain would be read by more than just myself. Also confession: I wrote this last year after I saw that Shipping Julia thing that Oli did for Awesomenesstv which is kinda lame.

The New Journey {Lego: Monkie Kid (LMK) x (FEM) Reader} by Dicthebookworm

I am gonna regret writing this- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Okay so this will be a female reader insert book, and this will be my first ever reader insert book so be prepared for some noob action on this kind of thing. I may also put a couple of my own LMK OC's in here too, so just prepare for that as well. (This may become just a Wukong x Macaque x reader, but I'm not sure yet heh-) I DO NOT OWN LMK, I ONLY OWN THE READER(Well some things about the reader, but other than that the reader belongs to you) AND MY OWN OC'S!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Being the older sister of the Monkey Kid is weird, especially if people think he is older than you. Just because your smaller and younger looking doesn't mean you don't pay the taxes. You chase the teenagers hyper ass around all day long, making sure he doesn't get himself killed: just because he has Monkey King's powers, doesn't mean he is immortal. Your not really special yourself, you don't have any cool powers like your bro, you're just a regular 20 year old- Or so you fucking thought. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Warning: Cursing, violence, some blood(?), maybe some sexual themes

LMK x Child Reader (MALE) [ON HOLD] by FlowerFall5

(This a very old book and contains grammar errors, slight cringe and some other stuff normally found in a 12 year old's fanfiction when they have too much time on their hands.) Welcome to my first story, technically. Also, all relationships will be platonic! (Because the reader is a child). The reader is also male, but I will make two other books with the same story, just different gender. ~Y/n just wanted excitement in their life. He didn't feel many emotions. He had a wonderful family that loves him and cares for him. After he was left home alone while his family went on a trip and was in the care of a certain noodle shop owner, he finally gets a bit of entertainment.~

She's The Girl Next Door (MAJOR EDITING) by Queen_Geek

'Bad Boys Ain't Good But Good Boys Ain't No Fun.' "Don't look, but it's the king of being horny behind you." I automatically looked behind me, making Autumn scoff at me. She shook her head. "Ace Ford." Autumn's face retorted in disgust. "Every girl's 'dream guy'." Her fingers made quotation marks. "Let me just tell you Jane, that boy is disgusting." Ace leaned against the railing of the bleachers. He pushed his dark brown hair back and smirked as he talked to one of the blonde cheerleaders. "How so?" I questioned, turning back towards her. She raised an eyebrow. "Just look at the guy, doesn't he just scream 'I won't have sex with you and immediately ditch you unless you have dubble D's and the IQ of a goldfish?'" "He can't be that bad." I said, causing her to snort. ___________ Warning: Very Mild cursing. That's why I'm making it PG13 guys. Read at own risk. Hope you guys like the story. ____________ 2k16 edit: Howdy, how are you doing this godawful day? Burning in hell for your sins? Same! Great. Now that the formalities are out the window I'd just like to say... WHY AM I SUCH A DISGRACE TO MANKIND. What is this writing /-~-\ oh goodness gracious. How does this doodoo have 6k reads *siiiiiiiigh* My writing has improved at ton (I am assuming) and this was my first book so please, pretty pretty please don't hate me for all the mistakes and plot holes. I- I am very ashamed myself. And Engelesh is NOT my first language either so haaaaa, life. Mistakes were made so don't kill me. Okay, that's all for me. I still hope you somehow enjoy the story nonetheless and have a GREAT existence! ______ 2020 update So, I started writing this when I was 11. I am 18 now and haven't edited this since I was 15. I hope that says enough. Try to ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes!

Just Another Proxy by TatoTheDestroyer

FUCK YOU! READ TO FIND OUT! BITCH! (Description was written when I was 13. Story is being marked as completed, despite being far from it, due to the fact that I have absolutely no desire to return to my cringe ways of writing-let alone continuing this story. May it forever rot and show how bad I used to be, but never be taken down.)

the candy girl (discontinued) by bloxypod

<this story contains smut!> You were kicked out of your old job, and you got hired as a daycare attendant. Let's see how this goes planned for you... (also most of my story lines are inspired)[yes I have a weird pic of sun or moon for every chapter until I run out lol] {old name: sun/moon x reader content}

Beauty From Above (Emison) by KissAssBih

'L' is not a person. It's just my thought. She always mess with me whenever I'm around Emily. She appeared when I started to have feelings towards Emily. When Emily smiles to me or whenever she's walking in my direction,L would say 'Looks like she's coming to get you. Get a room!' She would give me super naughty thoughts and it's just annoying. But i just ignore it when I'm with Emily. I can't tell her why I have these thoughts and my feelings. Besides,I'm here at the theme park with Hanna. So that's cool. "Where are you going?! The line is about to be less!" "Sorry! I have to go pee! Go ride without me!" "Wait!" Okay,not the best day ever. Now I have to sit beside a stranger. Oh shit. Oh no. No,no,no,no,no,no.

𝙈𝙔 𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙉𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏___[ʟᴍᴋ ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄ] by aishavity

LMK x Reader. Sun Wukong x Female Macaque Reader. ______________________________ ❝𝑃𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡 𝑖𝑠, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑐𝒉𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒𝑠. 𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝒉𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑠𝒉 𝐼'𝑑 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝒉𝑎𝑛 𝐼 𝑑𝑖𝑑.❞ 𝙈𝙔 𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙉𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏| Your past life was pushed back after that incident. However, when you met him, that old love surfaced. With these new adventures, you started to fall more for him. Would you give him a second chance? Read to find out. _______________________________ ╰┄➣© I don't own LMK. ╰┄➣© Artworks doesn't belong to me. ╰┄➣© Original idea belongs to Aishavity.

Differential by Btwins2

Different- 1) Not the same as another, or each other; Unlike in nature, form or quality. I thought being different was a good thing. You know, the whole 'Im not conforming to you' deal. I thought I was unique, my own person. Apparently not everyone thinks being different is a good thing. They're afraid of my difference. Maybe it's my long white hair? Or my glowing silver eyes? Or it could just be because.... I'm not fully human. I tried to keep it a secret. Really I did. I knew the consequence of something like this getting out. So my secret stayed a secret. All until the day the little girl walked out in front of the truck.

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the candy girl (discontinued) cover

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Oli and I

An Oli White fan fiction. Also thank you for 4000+ reads! I never imagined this little story from my brain would be read by more than just myself. Also confession: I wrote this last year after I saw that Shipping Julia thing that Oli did for Awesomenesstv which is kinda lame.