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funny shit. (ig)

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Reads 23
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Parts 4
Time 6m

Basically about my normal everyday shitty life where i bitch about people and dream about joey graceffa all day huh? What?! I didnt say anything...so imma just go enjoy the story! Little white girl is out byyyyeee 💖All Rights Reserved

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Just Another Proxy by TatoTheDestroyer

FUCK YOU! READ TO FIND OUT! BITCH! (Description was written when I was 13. Story is being marked as completed, despite being far from it, due to the fact that I have absolutely no desire to return to my cringe ways of writing-let alone continuing this story. May it forever rot and show how bad I used to be, but never be taken down.)

This Is My Life by ThisSapphireMofo

I'm Alexandra Stone, and although you've never met me and you could be some sort of creepy stalker, I don't really care. My whole life changed the day before spring break, and I'm not talking divorces, seriously weird stuff. That's all I can say without spoiling it. To learn my story, all you have to do is press the read button. Come on, I know you want to. *Warning* This story was written when I was 12 years old. It is absolute crap and cringeworthy. The only reason I haven't taken it down is because it was my first story on wattpad and therefore, a milestone.

LMK x Child Reader (MALE) [ON HOLD] by FlowerFall5

(This a very old book and contains grammar errors, slight cringe and some other stuff normally found in a 12 year old's fanfiction when they have too much time on their hands.) Welcome to my first story, technically. Also, all relationships will be platonic! (Because the reader is a child). The reader is also male, but I will make two other books with the same story, just different gender. ~Y/n just wanted excitement in their life. He didn't feel many emotions. He had a wonderful family that loves him and cares for him. After he was left home alone while his family went on a trip and was in the care of a certain noodle shop owner, he finally gets a bit of entertainment.~

Monkey Mayhem (WukongxOcxMacaque) by ToshikoYamamoto

Under editing now everyone doesn't seem to understand that Mk was just a kid when he became the Monkie kid the stress, the hurt and the mental toll he must be suffering through. But What if he had someone he could talk to about these problems, someone to hug him, comfort him, and someone who raised him all on their own. This is the story of monkie kidssssss MOM! she the sweetest woman you ever met but piss her off and she will slam you deep into the earth core. she raised Mk on her own after finding Mk behind Pigsys noodle shop and has been protecting him for years. But how will she be able to protect him when he gets chosen to be the successor of monkey king, can she keep hiding her pain filled Past away from Mk? can she actually learn to forgive herself for her mistakes? can she finally be able to find love in someone? will she finally be able to defeat her greatest enemy? CAN SOMEONE FINALLY EXPLAIN WHY THERES TWO OVERPOWERED MONKIES FIGHTING FOR HER? AND WHY IS HER KITCHEN ON FIRE?!

Oli and I by chellejai

An Oli White fan fiction. Also thank you for 4000+ reads! I never imagined this little story from my brain would be read by more than just myself. Also confession: I wrote this last year after I saw that Shipping Julia thing that Oli did for Awesomenesstv which is kinda lame.

Peach Fuzz by Fantasy_Simp

(Fem. reader) My name's Y/n, and before my life changed drastically in some good and bad ways, I was a normal person. I was just a normal girl who went to high school, and I also had trouble making friends, which is why I was dubbed "The Loner" in school. The title, I didn't mind as much, but I did start to mind once I started getting bullied for it. Fights would always be the results of it, and somehow, I'd always get in more trouble. Why? Cause this certain group of bullies liked to bully other people, and I tried to defend the victims, but I'd always be the one that ended up suspended. When I got home after days like that, my sister, the one I live with, she didn't pay me any mind, even if she didn't have work that day. She'd always be talking or playing games with her friends on days she didn't have work, and never spent time with me, which made me all the more lonely. My only comfort was watching the Lego Monkie Kid, my comfort show. It was the only thing that got me to smile, laugh, and cry when I felt lonely. All I want is just to be loved. Love is all I want. One day, another boring and lonely day at school, the bell had rung, signaling the end of the day. I got excited for it because I was finally gonna watch LMK season 5, but I saw a group of bullies messing with an innocent person, so I stepped in to help the person, but in the process, I was pushed down the stairs, causing my neck to snap, and I died. I thought I was dead dead, but I woke up as a baby, not just any baby, a baby monkey demon, and you wanna know who my dad was? Sun Wukong the Monkey King from LMK. I didn't know what to feel, but all I knew was that I got reincarnated a little ways before the Brotherhood attacked the Celestial Realm. Just like some reincarnation stories, I wasn't able to stop it, but as time went on, I went on this LMK journey, becoming friends with MK and the others, I think I even gained a crush. But what I've been wanting in my past life and this life was love.

Beauty From Above (Emison) by KissAssBih

'L' is not a person. It's just my thought. She always mess with me whenever I'm around Emily. She appeared when I started to have feelings towards Emily. When Emily smiles to me or whenever she's walking in my direction,L would say 'Looks like she's coming to get you. Get a room!' She would give me super naughty thoughts and it's just annoying. But i just ignore it when I'm with Emily. I can't tell her why I have these thoughts and my feelings. Besides,I'm here at the theme park with Hanna. So that's cool. "Where are you going?! The line is about to be less!" "Sorry! I have to go pee! Go ride without me!" "Wait!" Okay,not the best day ever. Now I have to sit beside a stranger. Oh shit. Oh no. No,no,no,no,no,no.

•[Yandere!Monkey Kid x Reader]• by localDeimos_simp

[Discontinued.] yah so the tittle explain, more info in the Book. Also this book take a whole story from the movie and episode themselves, and that might explain how i am sucks at making stories. All characters doesn't belongs to me it belongs to it's og creator neither are some art in the book. So credits all goes to them. ---------------- Story contains Gender neutral Reader. I was aiming for Male reader but denied it because i don't want to upset a lot of people besides i only writes in Readers POV it would be a rare occasion of me writings in other POV. This story was inspired by another's they are many and i can't mention all of themselves. But if you're willing to check them out I have a list of Monkie kid x reader list in my profile. I guess that's all explanation i could give, I'm sorry if it's long i can't really find the words the shorten them all. Best Ranking: #3 Pigsy #3 - lmk #4- Monkie kid

Macaque's Successor by Fantasy_Simp

The reader is MK's non-identical twin sister. When Pigsy both sent the two out for noodle deliveries, MK went to deliver his stack of noodles, while you did your deliveries, and while you did your deliveries, you found a staff, for a second, you thought it was Monkey King's staff, but it was black highlighted with gold. Without thinking, you picked it up and felt a surge of power through you, and that's when you met Macaque. He looked almost like Monkey King, but with black fur. He saw the staff in your hands and explained to you that only he could pick it up, but when he saw you holding it, he decided to take you under his wing, and make you his successor. So from that point, you trained to be a warrior and fought demons along with your brother. A/n-The reader has the exact same powers Macaque has, like aquatic breathing, enhanced hearing, Shadow Manipulation, Shadow Cloning, Shadow Monkeys, Shadow Transportation, Shadow Hiding, Smoke Generation, and shape-shifting. (And when it gets to season 3, maybe Lady Bone Demon Powers)

Rising Moon by nj88415

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FUCK YOU! READ TO FIND OUT! BITCH! (Description was written when I was 13. Story is being marked as completed, despite being far from it, due to the fact that I have absolutely no desire to return to my cringe ways of writing-let alone continuing this story. May it forever rot and show how bad I used to be, but never be taken down.)