Job interview for voldermort
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Ongoing, First published Jul 21, 2017
HP: so. Voldermort. You would like to be a barber doll shop owner
(Laughs inside)
Vm: yes. I would
HP: ok. Why exactly?
VM: because I am obsessed with bar... I mean erm. Because I would like to sell dolls to little children who deserve them
HP: ok 
(Laughs a little)
VM: is something funny? I don't understand what did I do?
HP: nothing sorry. 
(Coughs)
HP: so... your name is voldermort right?
VM: yup!
HP: ok you got the job. Well done!
(Hand shakes)
VM: wait so I can be an owner of a barbie doll shop!!!
HP: Erm... Ye. I guess


Voldermort walks into his new shop that Harry led him to. Sees a lot of a barbie dolls that have all lost a single body part. 

VM: what... what happened?

(Starts to cry)

HP: nothing! This... is your new shop!
VM: ok thank you... you can. You can Erm. You can leave now Harry.
(says crying)
HP: ok enjoy!

Harry walks out of the room.
Voldermort screams in horror!

VM: WHY! WHY! JUST WHY!? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Harry walks in.

HP: are you ok voldermort?
VM: yeah I'm fine why?
HP: oh I though I heard you screaming why or something.
VM: no I'm fine
HP: ok...

Harry walks out of the room again.

VM: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! 

Harry didn't bother walking in again and just goes back home. Voldermort carries on screaming for 15,000 years. And then dies. With the half broken dolls surrounding him.




                                                                              ~the end
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