'Because I love you, you arrogant son of a bachelor' I huffed. Wait What? Did I just say what I think I just said? No. That's impossible, feminists don't go around telling chauvinistic bastards that they love them. So why was my heart racing? I dared to look up at his hard, stony face, and I was met with undeniable silence. 'Well, say something' I demanded. Silence.