Once Upon a Cliché

What to do when your childhood crush drunkenly kisses you:
A: Freak out. - Definitely.
B: Slap him and demand what the heck he's doing. - Maybe.
C: Kiss him back. - When he's dating someone else? Not to mention a very IMPORTANT someone else? As if! But that's exactly what I did.
Fan-freaking-tastic.