In Da Awesome Kingdom Of Emo-ly Emo-ness

In da awesome kingdom of emo-ly emo-ness there lived a sparkly unicorn called Mikey Sparkle, his sassy lemon brother Gerard, a happy little smol bean named Tyjo and the small Fedora king known as King Pattycakes of the Majestic Fedora Citizens.

Oh, and then there's the human Breadbin and his boyfriend Ryrofrigerator who is very good at storing milk.

Did I also mention Vic, who is a mathematical genius who likes spinning around in circles? Coz he's in this too. And the Kellybean with a strange addiction to black skinny jeans.

There are other emo-ly emos in this, but I'm going to start the story now.