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Oh hey dere people, I'm Ri, and I am also bored. This book has absolutely no purpose at all except for  things happening this sick thing you call life. I don't even know, have fun ya sick humans!!!All Rights Reserved

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me in the little mermaid (1998) because ariel is the love of my life and i want to be a prince. except i'll probably look exactly like eric because im taking his place and also i have the same features?? and also ariel will probably be guy because im bi i haven't decided yet and i really like genderbent things...i also like femboys SO DONT FUCKING IF I DO MAKE ARIEL AND BOY AND HES FOR SOME REASON WEARING A DRESS LEAVE ME ALONE IK ITS WEIRD BUT I LIKE IT. ya know what else is weird? me liking mpreg, idk how it happened, but it hit me like a fucking truck, idk if it'll have anything to do with this story thooo im a very aggressive top with a small little dick if you couldn't tell also, i got EVERYTHING from https://genius.com/Ron-clements-and-john-musker-the-little-mermaid-1989-film-script-annotated. so credit to them because otherwise this would SUCK. so it's basically gonna be the movie because i dont really want to go off canon, at least not now. i'll probably add my own stuff in between scenes, but not the actual plot; like adding my own characters unless its my parents because did erics parents die.. or...? except im in it and ariels probably a dude i just wrote this because writing and adding myself into peoples drama and lifes is therapeutic for me i put the mature tag just in case?? idk??

It's Always About You (g!p x evanna) by shumatemp3

Two 18 year old women move to LA for their careers. Anna Shumate and Eva Cudmore bump into each while on their journey and Anna instantly catches feelings for Eva but she doesn't know her feelings yet as, well, she's not out of the closet yet despite the people she has dated in the past. This story will take you through a rocky road (literally) to a perfect relationship. Oh! and have I mentioned that Anna is intersex. If you don't know that means basically she's a woman that has a dick. If you still don't understand, look it up on google. --- Including: Detailed Sexual Content (smut, only gxg because y'all love that shit), Language (Cussing) Drugs, Weed, Alcohol etc. --- Don't take any of this story serious. Anna, doesn't have a penis in real life, this is just made up for fan-fictional purposes. Anna and Eva, if you are seeing this, I love you both and this is just for entertainment as everyone is horny mf's and I can't come up with any other characters for a story. I don't fantasize anything nor do I have an imagination so this is just coming from the back of my head and whatever I think would be good. If this offends you, I'll be more than happy to take it down. --- I hope none of the situations effects your enjoyment of this story.

How bad could it be to enlist your female best friend into helping you lie to your Christian family about your new relationship with your male best friend and about your newfound sexuality? Not that bad, right? Right??? --------- Nova Queen and Arizona "Ari" Matthews weren't always close in high school, but after an intense and serious conversation in the library one day, the two become the best of friends until they go their separate ways their freshman year of college. Now in their mid 20s and freshly out of grad school, they are reunited in the park of their hometown where Ari asks a huge favor of Nova that she later wishes she had refused. But in the end, will she really wish she had refused? *FA spans a timeline from 2010-2020 to help the reader see how the relationships were built between characters in a partial series of flashbacks. It also helps the reader to really see into the minds of Arizona and Nova as they age, and the effect different life events have on them. It's a bit of a slower build and the plot is mostly seen a little later in the book, but I promise it's worth it. 🙂 *I do not own any of the rights to the music nor the pictures. *Rated M for language, sexual content, destructive behaviors, suicide, and dialogue that may be triggering for some readers. *These characters may do or say things that you don't agree or may get upset with, please remember YOU ARE NOT THESE PEOPLE, and their lives are a work of fiction and my imagination. Thank you and please enjoy the story if you choose to continue. 1st Place Undiscovered Awards in LGBTQ! ✨ A #AestheteCertified book ✨ A Fairytale Awards best ship name Honorable Mention ✨ A Fairytale Awards Honorable Mention ✨ A Lollipop Awards Honorable Mention in LGBTQ ✨

Fireworks || Jegulus by deadpoets_cantsw1m

THIS IS A MATURE BUT IM NOT PUTTING IT AS THAT SO MORE PEOPLE DISCOVER MY STORY Hi, um, this is my first story. It will most likely have horible grammar and probably wont be good. Also I may forget about it for a few days so it may take time to update ⚠️TW⚠️ this shouldnt be a tw but as there are so many dumb fucking homophobes i dont want any of them to be on any of my content so, mlm + wlw relationships Taking pills Sh Sûičidâl thoughts Smut/fluff(?) S3xua1 A$$u1t Abuse Panic attacks Mild(?) cursing Homophobic slur IF YOU ARE RACIST HOMOPHOBIC OR ANYTHING ELSE THEN RESPECTFULLY GET THE FUCK OFF ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME ships: Jegulus Wolfstar Marylily Dorlene I think that's all I'M NOT TO GIVE CREDIT TO JK ROWLING

--- "I was forced to master the Art of Deception in order to save my brother's ass. I was just supposed to do what I had do and disappear like I didn't even fucking exist. Forget everyone; forget I had met you. But I found myself realizing that it was impossible to do that after meeting you... because you consumed my every thought, I realized that every breath that I take was an action I had to do so that I could be with you and I forgot that I was supposed to pretend to be someone I'm not when I'm with you" --- --- "Before I met you, I was just supposed to worry of the things High School had to offer and then you came into my life and everything became more complex. Before you, I knew I was straight. I was sure I was straight; I had boyfriends, tons of them. And then you march into my life and sweep me off of my feet without even realizing you were doing it. Before you, I thought I knew the meaning of love, I thought I had been in love. Then you showed up, and everything I believed in went plummeting into nothingness. I hated you for confusing me and I love you for clearing it up for me." (Completed) Warning: This book contains graphic language, some violence and honest to goodness smut. So if you're planning on reading this, make sure no one is reading over your shoulder to avoid any awkward scenario... Unless, if you're into that then... go ahead, no judgment here. ;)

Yuri and Yaoi Oneshots (ReaderInsert)18+ by NoLigma07

(This is an old ass book that its here cause I simply don't have the heart to delete it. contains a lot of cringe so you are warned lol) Ages 18+ I DON'T WRITE STUFF I FIND OFFENSIVE OR SIMPLY WRONG. SO DON'T EXPECT ME TO BE YOUR SLAVE. °••° I do not own any character or series etc that appear. I do own every word I write so please respect, and do not copy the books I had worked so hard on. -I will make my original work. But I will keep working on this book, I love oneshots and I have too many ideas to put them on a single original book.- There are some chapters missing because I didn't liked how they turned out and I just deleted them. Beware of grammar my friend, English is not my main language. Yuri and Yaoi mean Gay and lesbian couples. ¥¥ There are old chapters that were when I started writing but trust me,just cringe for a while at the typos but later on, the writing gets better.¥¥ 2015-2018

This world is set in the past. In a time where nothing was impossible, Where dragons fly above our heads. We learned to ride them, and become friends with them. We created artifacts that make our dragos small and then big again when we need them. That's what sets our world into two sides. A side where dragon riders lived and flew on them. And a side where they hated dragons, and the one that rode them. Even though we managed to work in peace, there was no war between us. Only fights that were under control and rules. In the Arena in the city called Aeloria. A city where there were both sides. They mostly ignored each other. But it was hard to get in this city. Mostly it was the people that lived there. And a few outsiders, but that was either the sellers, chosen group of warriors or dragon riders, and lastly the best fighters of the academies that went into the arena. To prove who is stronger and the winner will receive high quality weapons or any other things of their choice. One day the darkness came and war started. Not between us, but with a kingdom that was across the sea. And this battle or war changed everything we knew. I'm Ardyn, I'm on the side where we ride on dragons. And this story can be easy but also hard to understand. But I will still share it. But first we have to start from the beginning. What will this story bring? Will we be able to see the outcome? Let's wait and see. --------------------------------------------- "Get on!" Leora screams at Ardyn. Extending her hand for her to take. "No, I'm not getting there I hate ships." I shook my head and took a step back. Leora sighed and shook her head in mocked amusement. "Are you telling me you are able to fly on a dragon. But you are scared of standing on a ship. Don't make me laugh." "Yes. So what, I'm not getting on." I said angry and she grabbed my hand and pulled me up. (⚠️ Intersex, violation, sex scenes ⚠️) Grammar mistakes, probably bad intimate scenes (I'm bad at writing them.)

"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED] by lazyazz_bijj

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The accomplishment of light by JaneDoeDo

#######READERS BEWARE!####### THIS BOOK CONTAINS *Graphic sexual scenes *Death *Gore *possible Abuse *Triggering behaviour and bad language. ############################### What do you do when you lose the love of your life? How do you act? How can you continue on? But what if when she died she took your humanity with her? What if you have the ability to blow up the earth and still continue to live on? Life's a funny thing, the smallest of moments changed my world, taking it and turning it up side down, throwing me against a wall and shitting on my face. That's how it felt the moment she took her last breath in my arms. My world losing all light, taking all the humanity I had within me. Now I had one mission and one mission alone. I was going to give all my power to the witches and use my weaknesses to kill myself. What will happen to the world now that she's gone? How will he cope of continue on? How can he ever get over it? Will it really cost the earth and everyone on it to ease his pain and struggle. Find out in @the accomplishment of light today for free! My Characters live in a made up world in my head where they either kill or be killed. Life is not easy for them, nor will it ever will be. Iv added an extra twist to this story, taking us down an entirely new route from the normal werewolf story, please give it a chance and if you hate it I'm sorry you do, just know it's just a tiny part of the story and it adds another dimension to my work. Again thanks you for all the support and love. I love to hear from you all, and I can't wait to hear what you think of what happens next.

The Little Merman

me in the little mermaid (1998) because ariel is the love of my life and i want to be a prince. except i'll probably look exactly like eric because im taking his place and also i have the same features?? and also ariel will probably be guy because im bi i haven't decided yet and i really like genderbent things...i also like femboys SO DONT FUCKING IF I DO MAKE ARIEL AND BOY AND HES FOR SOME REASON WEARING A DRESS LEAVE ME ALONE IK ITS WEIRD BUT I LIKE IT. ya know what else is weird? me liking mpreg, idk how it happened, but it hit me like a fucking truck, idk if it'll have anything to do with this story thooo im a very aggressive top with a small little dick if you couldn't tell also, i got EVERYTHING from https://genius.com/Ron-clements-and-john-musker-the-little-mermaid-1989-film-script-annotated. so credit to them because otherwise this would SUCK. so it's basically gonna be the movie because i dont really want to go off canon, at least not now. i'll probably add my own stuff in between scenes, but not the actual plot; like adding my own characters unless its my parents because did erics parents die.. or...? except im in it and ariels probably a dude i just wrote this because writing and adding myself into peoples drama and lifes is therapeutic for me i put the mature tag just in case?? idk??

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