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I Speak Fluent Sarcasm

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Reads 121,235
Votes 5,035
Parts 20
Time 52m

Geek_Girl_write

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Aylissa Leeton. The new girl to town. She is a hot blonde haired girl with bright blue eyes. She gets along with everyone. All the boys chase her. But she trusts nobody. Aylisa has a dark, terrifying mystery that stalks her, haunts her like an evil ghost. Will she ever be able to say those three words..to anyone?

Jack Charming. Suiting his name, a green eyed and pink lipped boy. Tanned skin. He is kind and lovely, but mean and vicious. Dating the schools ruler, lie is good. Jack isn't used to sarcastic, rude girls who put up a fight. He is used to the easy, girls like his girlfriend Chelsea. So when the new girl arrives, a sarcastic excitement, his whole life turns around. 

Warning ⚠️ Mature Content!

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Cover by @onsra-All Rights Reserved

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