Nuts and Bolts [Nico Di Angelo X Avengers]

"i need duct tape."

"duct tape? why do you need duct tape?"

"whoa! dude! not cool!"

"what?"

"you can't just go around asking why people need duct tape!"

"why not?"

"because people have a right to privacy, man! and, who knows, they might want to ... do stuff with it."

"ew, leo, that's gross!"

"well, that's why you don't ask about the duct tape!"

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In which what was supposed to be a short trip to Home Depot ends up taking far longer than Nico Di Angelo ever expected.

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DISCLAIMER: i do not own Percy Jackson or the Avengers.

A/N: well, you guys wanted it, so here it is ... you can finally find out what happened on that legendary trip to the hardware store. hope you like it!

@RachelGramman

(Feel free to message me if you have any questions, suggestions or have noticed any grammatical errors!)