Hello! My fellow Americans! I am Helga, my cousin Jet is somewhere in the black pit of darkness. Heh, Racist. I am here to get away from Donald Trump. I see this place is called, Whatpad, eh? Well I love it here! It is a great place to live in! Yes yes, I have tried to convince the other people to come. Well if you have questions, I will answer with your fortune.All Rights Reserved