How to: Open a Cracked Door

This is a hilarious story with major ups and downs. The only difference of this story from all traditional "hilarious stories with major ups and downs" is that is mine. I have had a hell for a childhood but also I've had a lot of fun. My story is to help teach people like you either two difficult or simple lessons. The first simple lesson is, be happy that you have a life filled with the following items: Food, money, and family. The second lesson is probably mostly the fact you might of decided to read this: what to do when you seem to have been misplaced but never claimed by someone, or anyone at all for that matter. If you've already read this you must be doing great, if you just got my book, it is yours now.