Beautiful Perversions
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Last published Tue, Oct 28, 2025
A cosmic wanderer, content to drift aimlessly through the galaxy, stumbles into the most absurd concept the universe has to offer-Love. This is not a love story, at least not in the way Earthlings would recognize it. Rather, it is the bewildered tale of a sentient being's accidental collision with something that only resembles love, viewed through the confused lens of a species still fumbling its way through evolution.
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