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Harry Potter and the Magicless Teachers

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HP/HoH Crossover (2017-2020)

Harry Potter was the Boy Who Lived. Well, more accurately, he was the boy who lived, died, and then lived again. 

Percy Jackson was happy. Healing, but still happy. He had beat the odds. He was living and breathing after two major prophecies, and had his girlfriend at his side.

Annabeth Chase was still smiling. She and Percy had earned their rest, right? She was back home and was all in one piece, which was always a bonus. 

Connor Stoll was restless. After his brother had moved to New Rome to attend college, Connor wasn't in the mood to prank people all the time. It was hard keeping a bunch of Hermes kids in line and keeping them from burning down the camp. 

Ron Weasley was hurt. He had lost his brother. With his friends and family all grieving, he was looking for an escape from all of the tears and sympathetic coins piling up around his house. 

Hermione Granger was shaken. She had seen people die in front of her eyes. She hadn't gotten the courage to restore her parents' memories yet. Just because the final battle had been completed didn't mean the war was over. As much as she wanted to rush into her parent's arms, she knew that her best friends needed her more than her parents did.

Ginny Weasley was focused. She was set on getting her Harry back. He was hurting, she was hurting, George was hurting, they were all hurting. She needed a distraction.

And that is what the new teachers at Hogwarts brought, along with a lot of other mysteries.



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Professor Nico Di Angelo [DISCONTINUED] by merdel11

It was a couple years after the Battle of Hogwarts. A lot of people were finally getting over their shock of the war. Well, most. There were still plenty of people who were still grieving their friends or family's or people they just knew's death. George, for instance, hasn't told or did a prank in months after his twins death. They were practically two puzzle pieces, and if put together, the best prank combo ever. Also, Harry was devastated when Remus and Tonks died, he tried not to show it though. He didn't want people giving him sympathetic looks and what not. Remus was the one who taught him the patronus charm and saved his life countless of times. And Tonks always shifted her form to a pig or something and made him laugh. There were also loads of other people who were grieving also and Hecate was getting worried. You see, Hecate gave four mortals the ability to use magic, but threw magic sticks instead. They soon after made a magical school to teach young witches and wizards to use magic. Centuries gone by and the story of how they got there magical powers twisted and turned until Hecate was out of the picture. Now Hogwarts and many other institutes around the world are basically Hecate's pet world. Anyways, the one person who Hecate know that has gone through the most heartbreak, trauma, and betrayal and that is still sane is... Nico Di Angelo. He will know how to sympathize for these wizards and help them cope. But will the young masters like him? Will they be scared of him? Or will they think he is one of the best teachers at Hogwarts? Read this book to find out! TRIGGER WARNING: This book has swearing in it and references to some language choice that you may not like or may not be good for younger audiences. This warning will be updated once I finish the book to make it more relatable and be in tune to the things in this book. ALL RIGHTS GO TO RICK RIRODAN AND J.K ROWLING EXCEPT THE STORY LINE AND SOME OCs!!

Babysitting Hogwarts {Book 1} by pearjam111

"You can't seriously expect us to go to a school for magic!" "You want us to what?" ~~~~~ Dumbledore sends out a distress call to the demigods. Voldemort is back and the gods made the mistake last time to refuse the wizard's call. Chiron sends Nico, Will, Thalia and Percy to go protect Harry Potter, the targeted wizard who Voldemort wants dead. The demigods must protect and defend Hogwarts from the dark wizard, but keep their identities as demigods secret at all costs. No one must know because it could put them in danger. But the golden trio keep persisting that the new students are up to no good. They make the secret terribly hard to keep. Contains Percabeth, Solangelo, and others ----- I don't own Percy Jackson or Harry Potter, credit goes to Rick Riordan (who is amazing) and J.K Rowling (who I do not support). Also, the first few chapters are bad. Keep reading, it gets a lot better. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 in Solangelo, #1 in Solangelo (May, 2021) #1 in Percabeth, #4 in Percabeth, #2 in Percabeth #2 in Crossover #9 in Percy Jackson #1 in Nico, #1 in Nico (April-May, 2021) #1 in Annabeth #1 in CampHalfBlood #1 in Gods {Book 2: Half-Blood Princes - Completed} {Book 3: To Thwart The Darkness - Completed} Credit to @-Is-A-Belle- for making the amazing cover.

Haven .|. H. J. POTTER✔ by shesontheloose

[PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18] "You're kind of like a Safe Haven, you know?" "How long have you been waiting to make that pun?" "You have no idea" Haven Goldspear, an orphan of the War like so many others, was left alone. Both parents killed in the two Wizarding Wars, no direct family she still had contact with, and the fellow Hufflepuffs who could barely be called 'friends'; she was utterly alone in the world. Her coping techniques would probably be discouraged if she went to a therapist but those small acts of her exploding anger were the only things that could keep her going. That, and the newfound friendship she made at Hogwarts when she returned, along with most of the others from her year, as eighth-year students. Harry was grateful for the support the Weasleys had given him over the months but they didn't understand. Their situations were completely different even though they went through the same trauma. Everything angered Harry, he felt alone - weird considering how packed The Burrow was - and the fact that Ron and Hermione sneaked off to Ron's room at least once a day did not help. Maybe Haven's coping techniques weren't therapist-recommended and rarely safe, but it helped them to release all their anger and frustrations. Not only on glassware and walls, but on each other. WARNING: THIS BOOK DEALS WITH PTSD AND MENTAL PROBLEMS CONCERNING GRIEF AMONG WHICH (POTENTIONALLY) ADRENALINE CHASING. IF THIS IS TRIGGERING TO YOU, I SUGGEST TO NOT READ THIS BOOK {H.J.POTTER LOVE INTEREST} {POST-WAR} {BASED OFF THE BOOKS} {SPICY} {if you get offended by pronouns don't read this book because the characters sometimes say "i"}

[2] Diverging Paths: Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, and the Chamber of Secrets by ssamkayy

[2] Diverging Paths: Perseus Jackson, also known as Percy, left his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry feeling happy and confident that he had actual friends. However, that was before they seemed to forget all about him. He at least had his brother, Harry Potter, but he too had gotten no letters from their friends. Then one day a small creature wearing a pillowcase showed up in their shared bedroom and told them that they absolutely, positively could not go back to school under any circumstance. Of course, the small creature wearing a pillowcase was resolutely ignored and they went back to school to start their second year anyway. Then things started to go wonky, what with all the strange voices and massive spiders. But then things got even stranger. Water seemed to bend to Percy's will and he kept feeling as if the forest was watching him. DISCLAIMER Note that I do not own anything that was created by J. K. Rowling or Rick Riordan. I only own some of the plot and the occasional person or place that I may create myself. WARNING When people comment mistakes, I come back and I make sure that they're fixed. So, I'm still editing.

Percy Potter(completed) by YourNewFather007

Percy Jackson comes to Hogwarts after given a Quest, that Albus Dumbledore and Chiron have agreed on. He is a teacher for a new subject, Muggle Fighting. Despite nobody knowing he was preparing them for an ultra war, which will unite the DemiGods and Wizard/Witches. Harry Potter is in his fifth year of Hogwarts. Things are at the beginning of the approaching war. He hears about a new subject that every fifth, sixth, and seventh year is required to take. He wonders who the professor is, and more importantly, why they needed it. *Disclaimer I don't own any of the characters. All thanks to Rick R. and J.K. Rowling. *

Hogwarts is back. by Samzeb-anime

So this is 19 years after Harry Potter killed Voldemort and that stuff. Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley had three kids, James Sirius Potter the oldest, Albus Severus Potter the Middle child and Lily Luna Potter the youngest. Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger had two kids, Rose Granger-Weasley the oldest and Hugo Granger-Weasley the youngest. Draco Malfoy and Astoria Greengrass have a son named Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy. After Harry killed Voldemort, Hogwarts was in a mess and was badly damaged. So all the Professors decided to close down Hogwarts and only open Hogwarts up again when the world needs Wizards and Witches. Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, Luna and all the other people from Hogwarts all made an oath to not tell any Muggle or their children about Hogwarts and magic and only students from Hogwarts can talk about Hogwarts between each other. Harry Potter lives in the house where his parents lived (died in). Harry, Ron, Luna, Hermoine, Ginny, Neville (all hogwarts students) put their stuff from Hogwarts in a special box that can only be opened by a key that Harry, Ron and other students have and it only has the keyholders stuff and no one else's stuff (It was made by Professor Mcgonagall) Also Ron, Hermoine, Harry, Ginny has had no contact with any other Hogwarts students. Hermoine and Ron also haven't seen or talked to Harry and Ginny since the end of year after the great battle with Voldemort. Harry is now a Famous Model and Ginny is a Police Detective. Luna is a teacher at Hermione, Ron, Harry and Ginny's kids school. Ron is a house husband and Hermoine is a Famous Author. Ron and Hermoine live in the countryside.

Annabeth Chase the Triwizard Champion by AsexualConfusion

Annabeth was expecting a normal end to summer. She was expecting to end the day with Percy and wait for her father to pick her up. What she got instead was a quest shoved in her face. And not just any quest, no, Annabeth had to become fourteen again, go to a magical school in the past, and protect a boy named Harry Potter from a rising dark lord. Even worse, she had to go alone. Not only that, but Annabeth's quest is made even harder by some arbitrary school rivalry that pits Harry Potter and his friends against her. Because what's normal when you're a demigod? Highest ranking: #1 camphalfblood 09/22/2023 #2 annabethchase 08/15/2023 #1 wizardingworld 11/16/2023 #1 annabeth 12/16/2023

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It was a couple years after the Battle of Hogwarts. A lot of people were finally getting over their shock of the war. Well, most. There were still plenty of people who were still grieving their friends or family's or people they just knew's death. George, for instance, hasn't told or did a prank in months after his twins death. They were practically two puzzle pieces, and if put together, the best prank combo ever. Also, Harry was devastated when Remus and Tonks died, he tried not to show it though. He didn't want people giving him sympathetic looks and what not. Remus was the one who taught him the patronus charm and saved his life countless of times. And Tonks always shifted her form to a pig or something and made him laugh. There were also loads of other people who were grieving also and Hecate was getting worried. You see, Hecate gave four mortals the ability to use magic, but threw magic sticks instead. They soon after made a magical school to teach young witches and wizards to use magic. Centuries gone by and the story of how they got there magical powers twisted and turned until Hecate was out of the picture. Now Hogwarts and many other institutes around the world are basically Hecate's pet world. Anyways, the one person who Hecate know that has gone through the most heartbreak, trauma, and betrayal and that is still sane is... Nico Di Angelo. He will know how to sympathize for these wizards and help them cope. But will the young masters like him? Will they be scared of him? Or will they think he is one of the best teachers at Hogwarts? Read this book to find out! TRIGGER WARNING: This book has swearing in it and references to some language choice that you may not like or may not be good for younger audiences. This warning will be updated once I finish the book to make it more relatable and be in tune to the things in this book. ALL RIGHTS GO TO RICK RIRODAN AND J.K ROWLING EXCEPT THE STORY LINE AND SOME OCs!!