Important Notes: - Red is a SELECTIVE mute, meaning he CAN speak, but prefers not to. - Green is shorter, but only by 3 inches. He is also older, but only by 6 months. This is most likely going to turn out to be a "day in the life of" story, with various adventures unfolding each chapter, because I have too many headcanons to not share. Update: Yes, this will be a "day in the life of" story, where the previous chapter usually doesn't affect the next (the Prologue only answers questions of how Red came down from Mount Silver) Warnings: - Cursing - Possible future smut; portions will be marked if so