What The Actual Fudge
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Last published Fri, Jul 28, 2017
A woman, her dog, and a quest for a simpler life.
Alternatively: The Tooth Fairy, her demonic friend, and a mission to topple the fudge-based patriarchy.
It has action, satire, and twists and turns the whole way.
Let's go!
Sorry for the lack of cover, I'm using a phone atm with 2G speed so yeah. I'll be back to a computer very soon.
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