How to Play the Triangle and Other Life Tips from a Detective

Someone once said that life is like a box of chocolates. Another someone also claimed that life is like a labyrinth. There are also reports that life is like a roller coaster. As a detective, I can deduce from this that life involves a lot of throwing up, screaming, men with cow heads and nobody likes the marzipan. Hence I, Detective Veritable Galanthus will guide you through life's twists, turns, ups and downs like an acrobatic dance teacher. I once knew an acrobatic dance teacher, he turned out to be pervert.