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A Cat's Joke

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Reads 660
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Parts 9
Time 25m

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Just read it motherfuckers. Skip to chapter 8 if you want to read it when my protagonist becomes a bad bitch and joker re enters her life. It's fun and sexy af from there. Before that is just her past experience with joker and it's not even slightly nice. So yeah read it from chapter eight if you just want to skip to the actual meeting and everything part.
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Alpha by FangirlGirl16

Do you wanna read a mediocre fanfic with a wack ass plot line? Do you want 1.25 chapters of subpar smut? Do you have daddy issues and think Joker is hot? Well this is the fanfic for you. In this story you're Jokers ex returning to Gotham after a few years away. You've got a vendetta against him but can't seem to get over your attraction to the psycho clown. Despite the title this isn't a werewolf or mating fanfic, the name is just the villain alias of the main character, you. I wrote this fanfic when I was 14 and have semi-recently gone through and re-edited every part. However, I still have to re-write the smut for one of the chapters and fix some plot lines because they're goofy as hell and clearly written by a horny, stupid teenager. Thank you 🫡

Impossible Love by Chickadee333

What happens when a smart and career-motivated psychologist named Harleen Quinzel meets the notorious Joker at Arkham Asylum? Follow Harleen as she learns more about the incorrigible criminal and begins to have lustful feelings for him that she simply cannot suppress. Though the Joker begins to infiltrate her mind and manipulates his pretty doctor to break him out of his prison cell, he soon realizes that he has fallen in love with the woman. Harleen is invited into the Joker's world where she struggles with walking the line between doing what is right for society and what she wants for herself. This full-length novel is based roughly on the Suicide Squad movie storyline but explores what could have been if Dr. Quinzel didn't become her alter ego Harley Quinn. It's full of explicit sex, violence, strong language, and, in one instance, a sexual assault, while insisting on presenting the characters in realistic situations and interactions. This novel also has an exciting sequel (Never Let Go) that explores Joker's history and how he came to be who he is.

Henchman (JOKER X READER) ✅ by HALOMAVERICK

You got fired from your job, assisted a bank robbery, and met the Joker all on the same day. Can you survive working for the Joker? Will having his trust be more dangerous than not? And, despite everything, can you stop yourself from falling in love with him? "Do you trust me, Y/N?" "Do I have a choice?" "No. Hold still." 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃: 12/3/21 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃: 11/2/22 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒: #1 in #joker #1 in #jokerxreader #1 in #harleyquinn #1 in #gotham #1 in #suicidesquad #1 in #dccomics #1 in #readerxcharacter (twice) #1 in #dc #3 in #fanfiction #4 in #batman Jokerxreader [ALSO ON AO3]

Soulmates by DragonLover366

(Batman x reader) It's hard living in your sisters' shadow. Who is your sister? Well, folks grab a seat, a drink, and some food it's going to be a long story. Your sister is (Dramatic music) Harley Quinn! You are Harley's little sister! Now your sister is 24 and you are 21. Harleen Quinnzel is a renowned psychiatrist. You! You're a great hacker. You're also a genius manipulator. You only manipulate people in life or death situations though. What is even crazier? Well, you're Batmans/ Bruce Waynes Soulmate. You work with Harley at Arkham Asylum working security. You watched as your sister got manipulated by Joker. Then you used that to get into Joker's tech. What happen's next?

Dark Waters (Heath Ledger Joker x OC) by GothamDarkWaters

Dark Waters, a TDK Joker fanfic "'I've been here a long time, playing with your hair. You must have been thinking about something... important,' he said, the familiar voice out of sync with his present appearance. He leaned in closer, his scarf falling down and exposing his scarred lips. He spoke as if he was telling her a secret that was only between the two of them. 'You know, people will think we're lovers, here on the rocks, watching the water.'" As the social fabric of Gotham begins to fray and the Joker's intrusion into her life escalates, Anna struggles to maintain control. But is she threatened by the Joker or by something within herself? Notes: I don't have a set timeline on new chapters, but do plan to continue writing this. I have some other creative projects I'm working on right now but already have a couple of future chapters written, so Annie and the Joker will be back. [Note 2/24: It may be a few months rather than a few weeks break, unfortunately. I've got some writer's block on chap. 11 and I don't want to continue until I get it right!] I've had so much fun writing, hoping that maybe a few others out there will enjoy reading! The story diverges from the movie during the ballroom scene in Part 1. In Part 2, the newspaper article helps explain how changes have rippled out onto the political scene in Gotham. I include some images and media on my cross postings on Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/gotham25052 TW: violence - some of it described graphically, heavy themes including contemplation of death, non-consensual drug use, major invasion of personal space, explicit sexual content, smut This is fanfic, so of course I don't own any characters from The Dark Knight (Joker, Batman, etc.). The main female character is original.

Property Of Joker | ✓ by pieceofcupcake

❝Some people bring out the best in you, others brings out the worst, then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who bring out the most. Of everything. They make you feel so alive that'd follow them straight into hell, just to keep getting your fix.❞ Meet Harleen Quinzel; A shy psychiatrist who starts her career in the infamous Arkham Asylum. Her first assignment? Joker. What will happen when she gets mesmerised by how he sees the world differently? What will happen when she realises that she is changing and having more fun in her life after meeting him? He challenges and tests her limits, bringing the real her out of her shell. Can she cope up? Add a little spoon of heart breaks, a jar of fun, a cup of love, a tea-spoon of thrill. And, finally top it with a whole lot of craziness. What do we get? Warning: This fanfiction will make you fall more madly in love with Mr. J, that you might go absolutely bat-shit crazy. You have been warned. Cover by: @-averagesky

Will You Be My Daddy? ~Joker Fanfiction~ by Gingy484

What would happen if the Joker turned a four year old girl into a loyal and merciless killer? Joker meets a little girl on the street and she asks if he will be her daddy. He quickly dreams up a scheme to cause chaos with the little ragamuffin. However, despite his attempts to make the girl the perfect murderer, she is too sweet and giggly to focus on anything he tells her and ends up sidetracking him and making him laugh. He finds that he is using the plot as an excuse to have the girl around. But what happens when his girl is threatened by other villains? Will he defend her? Or what if she fails in his evil plot? How will Batman react to Joker's plan? *****TW: Attempted sexual assault of a minor in chapter 1-does not get very far but description can be jarring, so stay safe******* This story is rated PG-13, at least by me, for cursing, violence, and other mature themes and ideas. Obviously no good Joker fanfiction is going to be rated G. Read at your own risk, and don't try to report this book if you don't take this warning seriously. Know yourself and your limits. For real, if it's not appropriate for you, just don't read it, don't send hate. By the way, according Wattpad guidelines, stories are considered mature if: scenes of sex, graphic violence, or self-harm are depicted or if the media contains nudity or other inappropriate content. So cursing does not necessarily a mature story make. I own the right to my character Madeline and the plot associated with her story. I do not own any of the characters that belong to the DC Comics universe. This fanfiction will use the Jared Leto Joker as the primary source of physical inspiration, but Heath Ledger's Joker is the ideological muse here, as well as quotes and themes from other Jokers, perhaps even Gotham's Jerome Valeska. -Started June 2017- -Completed November 2018-

The Joke's On You, Bats! [ 𝙱𝚊𝚝𝙹𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚜 ] by smolkiths

The Joker has always been open about his feelings to the Bat, but Batman ignores the insane remarks, until he receives a letter and decides to try a new approach. And then things spiral out of control. Jason comes for a visit and the question on Bruce's mind is: Who's the real monster here? ─── ･｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── Batjokes. Not a reflection of the comics or games, just based off them and depicted in my own way. I don't own these characters nor make a profit from them. TW// A LOT of abuse, verbal abuse, sexual abuse, dark themes, Harley abuse (sorry, Harls!) Please read with caution!! #𝟷 𝙹𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚡𝙱𝚊𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝟶𝟺/𝟸𝟽/𝟸𝟸 #𝟷 𝙱𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝟶𝟻/𝟷𝟻/𝟸𝟸 #𝟷 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝟶𝟷/𝟷𝟶/𝟸𝟹 #𝟷 𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚡𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝟶𝟿/𝟸/𝟸𝟹 #𝟷 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝟶𝟾/𝟶𝟸/𝟸𝟺

Gotham's Little Princess (A Harley Quinn & Jared Leto Joker fanfic) by CamiSweetness

"My Harley always wanted children, a baby girl to be precise. It was quite annoying..that little fantasy she had built in that crazy head of hers that we would become a faaammily." The uncomfortableness in the air begin the choke my emotions. "She had a list of names she'd had written down in a little journal. Sometimes she'd share them with me like I cared to hear. There's one in particular that caught my attention one night," he leaned in closer to me letting a light chuckle escape his lips. "Secret is, I lovvved it and deep down she knew I did." Lucy Jae Quinzel had questions but wasn't getting the answers she longed for. One bad day.....that one bad day unlocked a secret that would change her life forever. ⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ This book is about "THE JOKER" & also "HARLEY QUINN" expect, foul language, dark themes such as suicidal thoughts & attempts, murder, violence, abuse, sexual assault, detailed blood & gore scenes & anything my dark mind will come up with. I WILL NOT put trigger warnings at the beginning of each chapter. To me, it ruins the chapter. So please, if you think your running into a dark scene your uncomfortable with, skip over as much as possible. Other then that enjoy lovelies 😘 Also, I don't own any rights to DC comics characters. I also don't own any of the pictures of the characters I make up as I go further into the book. I'm using The Joker & Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad. I'm just switching up the placement of their story a bit (the birth of their daughter)

**COMPLETE** Diamonds and Scars (Harley Quinn & The Joker - Fanfiction) by Emma-Inspiration

Doctor Harleen Quinzel, a psychiatrist turned psychopath by none other than The Joker - The Clown Prince of Crime himself. The Joker was always going to be a challenge for Harleen, but she didn't expect him to react in such a way to her treatment. She ended up seeing things that nobody else got to see, a side which was kept completely hidden from everyone else. Harleen Quinzel was determined to 'fix' The Joker...but maybe it ended up going too far the other way. They developed a unique and unbalanced love interest for each other. When Harleen Quinzel eventually accepted her affection, she escaped with her 'puddin' and later took on the alias of Harley Quinn - The Joker's girl. The other half to his insanity. Their relationship proved difficult, but like any addiction...Harleen kept running back with open arms. Some people will do CRAZY things when they're in love. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello! Welcome to Diamonds and Scars! My very first fanfiction! I hope you enjoy :) I'll keep it updated with new chapters as much as possible. Feel free to give me any suggestions or comments. I'd appreciate the feedback! Harley Quinn and The Joker are my favourite characters in the DC universe and this inspired to write a fanfiction about them. I don't own the characters, I just decided to write for my own benefit and anyone else who would enjoy reading an alternate perspective of well known Batman characters. Based on characters Harley Quinn and Joker from their Suicide Squad appearances. This fanfiction has Harley Quinn's origin story as well as some twists, turns and some completely new stories based on the Batman universe.

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Alpha

Do you wanna read a mediocre fanfic with a wack ass plot line? Do you want 1.25 chapters of subpar smut? Do you have daddy issues and think Joker is hot? Well this is the fanfic for you. In this story you're Jokers ex returning to Gotham after a few years away. You've got a vendetta against him but can't seem to get over your attraction to the psycho clown. Despite the title this isn't a werewolf or mating fanfic, the name is just the villain alias of the main character, you. I wrote this fanfic when I was 14 and have semi-recently gone through and re-edited every part. However, I still have to re-write the smut for one of the chapters and fix some plot lines because they're goofy as hell and clearly written by a horny, stupid teenager. Thank you 🫡