mickey d's || #wattys2017 || ✓
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Complete Mon, Aug 7, 201727m
"This is McDonald's. How may I hel-"
"Ok. I have escaped the police but they are following me. I need the directions to the safe house now."
"Oh um I don't think you should've ran from the police because you have the wrong number this is McDonald's in case you didn't hear me before..."
"I'm gonna die. I need the directions!!!!"
"IM NOT YOUR HELPER OR WHOEVER IS HELPING YOU! YOU CALLED MCDONALDS!"
"*snickers*"
"Why the hell are you laughing?? Aren't you being chased by the police??"
"Noo*gasp for air*it's a prank*laughs hysterically*"
"Goodbye idiot."
~COMPLETED- 8.7.2017 :)
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