Lil' Johnny
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  • Time <5 mins
Ongoing, First published Jul 26, 2017
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE STUPID AND SOMEWHAT FUNNY


Lil Johnny was your average 4 year old. He liked his tea lukewarm and he preferred his suspenders to be exactly five inches long. Johnny believed himself to be a smart lad. He knew he was different than the other children. He assumed he had an IQ equivalent to the likes of William James Sidis. Somehow, Johnny went to an average preschool. Johnny was disgusted when he had discovered what school he would go to. It was filled with distasteful citizens! Johnny knew his time in the repugnant school would be.. interesting.
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