Love and Other Unforgivable Curses [BTS FF]

Yoongi is a muggle-born Slytherin. You can imagine how fun that is.
One day, the moody third year stumbles into the Room of Requirement, only to find it occupied a rag-tag club of misfits.

There's Jin, the eldest, a Hufflepuff they call "Mummy".
Namjoon, "the dad", but also a much feared God of Destruction. A Ravenclaw.
Hoseok, a cheery, sickeningly smiley beam of sunshine from Hufflepuff.
The 4D character Taehyung, 1000% extra and full-blooded Gryffindor.
And there's Jungkook, the baby-faced sass-master, also sporting red and gold.
Rounding out the Holy trinity is Jimin,
Oh, Lord, Park Jimin. All five foot eight of cherub-faced, squishy, sweet, perfect, beautiful Park Jimin, and he had to be another fricking Gryffindor.