My Sassiness is going to get me killed
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(I sux at description so bear with me.)
Astrid is a sarcastic, sassy little fucknut who doesn't put up with no ones bullshit. She mostly gets introuble with teachers and her older brother. She always give sassy answers to people who annoys or irritates her. She wasn't really a big fan of Black Butler because she thought the characters where a little ( no offense) gay for her taste. Shit she wasn't big on watching tv or anime period, she just liked to eat and sleep all day long.
She calls it "wasting my life away." One day her brother was going out of town and asked their neighbor's if they could take Astrid camping with them while he was gone. Them being perky happy neighbors all the time said yes, but Astrid wasn't happy about that she says "These people are more annoying than that damn car alarm that gos off in the middle of the night every night."
Astrid was so annoyed with her neighbors singing in the car the whole way there she had to take herself a walk so she wouldn't break anyons neck. She met a cat (y/n) she calls the cat Cheshire. Astrid followed Cheshire to a cave and a pair of hands pushed Astrid into a whole landing her into the Victorian time period in the anime Black Butler. Will she try and kill Elizabitch or will she try and kill Sebastian? You'll just have to find out you're self 😉😊. Oh btw Astrid is my Oc.
This is my first fanfic so if you hate it I'm sorry.
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