Weeners

Frank Iero is a 5 foot 6 inch pile of twink. And what do twinky pretentious little music lovers do? They work at the local record store. He has a talent for alphabetizing albums and getting yelled at by the hipster queen herself Lindsey Ballato. Her father owns the record store, the coffee shop next door, and anything else he'll buy out from under you. Being manager is hard work so it's no wonder Lindsey barely shows up for work, but she starts coming around a lot more often when she's got a new music junky boyfriend to impress.

Gerard Way is a fresh college drop out. Back home in the same tired town he thought he'd escaped. With nothing better to do, he might as well get himself a girlfriend but will her kid employee get in the way? He's quiet. Awkward. And wreaks of cheap cigarettes and angst. So why is he so infatuated with little Frankie? Is it because he can't get away from him between seeing him at the shop with Lindsey or at home with his emo ass brother Mikey? They are best friends after all.

Does Bert Mcracken have a point in jokingly calling his best friend a fag or is Gerard just a sexually ambiguous asshole? Will Jamia's favorite records ever go on sale? Will Pete Wentz ever get in to cosmetology school? Will Ray Toro ever join Ryan and Brendon's sick garage band?