Comebacks ✔️
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Last published Sat, Nov 18, 2017
Love comebacks? Hate being put down?
Well you've came to the right place!
Here you can use these comebacks whenever you want on everyone you dislike!
Some of the comebacks may seem harsh to you, so exit now if you want to complain about my comebacks.
Do not copy my comebacks please! 60% or more are all made up by me!
Also shoutout to @twirlingwands for the amazing cover!
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