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Ongoing, Unang na-publish Jul 28, 2017
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Life can be full of terrible, sickening, vomit inducing, shitty people and there's nothing we can do about, so life can get pretty shitty. Here's how to make it not shitty. 

1. Just don't give a shit about other people's opinions because if they dont matter to you then what they throw at you shouldn't matter. Plus it's just their own baggage, if anything they're shitty people because they also have shitty lives.


2. Find someone who makes you happy. Someone that really just makes you want to Netflix and chill but without the chill, or maybe even with the chill who cares this person makes you happy and you make them happy so go for it. (Go for it does not mean rape, sexually abuse or any other type of abuse...unless it's warranted. Except for rape that's against the rules.)


3. Abide by these few rules and you'll be happy. Maybe. There's a 50/50 shot it'll work.
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Noah ni Averys_Blade
29 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
"You can't rely on other people's kindness in this world. It don't exist." Normal people are like oblivious little ants, just working their way around, carry food, part of a bigger picture. People are so bland and mundane, each of them trying to be like the others. I suppose I'm no different- I'm trying to fit in too. However, a crippling obsession to avenge my only friend's death is getting in the way of that. If I want to get on with my life, I need to learn to come to terms with my past in a way that's less likely to get me killed.
Earthonia Immortal Love ni TGdonovan
42 parte Kumpleto Mature
E28 held the entire world within his orange ethereal glowing hands. To most people, being twenty-four years old for all eternity, sounds like a pretty sweet deal. No elderly body aches, your sex drive remains on 100%, and you'll forever be in the prime of your life. Well, in their quest for scientific breakthroughs, our brilliant, overachieving ancestors unknowingly rewrote the entire genetic playbook for our bloodline-long before I was even conceived. By running experiments on themselves, they inadvertently spliced and hardcoded their DNA with something not even they fully understood. The result? Earl Williams the 28th. Born with a delightful grab bag of 5th-dimensional (5D) abilities, including, but not limited to, immortality. And I know what you're thinking. 'Wow! Immortality? That's incredible!' Well, let's see if you feel the same way after falling in love with your soulmate, watching them grow old and die, while you just keep on, existing. Turns out, eternal youth isn't all it's cracked up to be. In fact, it can be less of a gift, and more of a life sentence. Just after Earl's 400th birthday he discovered his 5th dimensional abilities could take him pretty far; literally. As in intergalactic travel. Over time he met other interdimensional beings. Such as Draco, a powerful 4D being who motioned for the ICU to immediately annihilate all of humanity, in order to give Earth time to rebuild its natural resources. Initially, the Intergalactic Chamber of the Universe granted Draco permission to follow through with his murderous plan. However, Earl stepped in and pleaded for humanity's relocation instead of their annihilation. You see Earl himself was earth born. Only as a teenager, did he discover his 5D abilities. He saw the progress humanity had been making. He knew they had learned from their past environmental failures. In his opinion, the people of Earth didn't have to die. All they needed was a new start on a different planet.
The Gods of Song and Poetry ni AnnieKenyon2
65 parte Kumpleto Mature
"Kala's dark, smooth skin and Kelly's pale, heavily freckled face contrasted so vibrantly I wondered how they could both be so beautiful. They were like a living yin-yang. Kala sat with legs crossed and arms on her armrests, calmly waiting for the curtains to open. Kelly was talking and laughing excitedly with people all around her. Both girls radiated energy. Kelly's was all kinetic. Kala's was pure potential. Fire sat next to water." Analee didn't have an LGBTQ community to join. In her small town, she WAS the LGBTQ community. When two new girls move into town her senior year, one older, one younger, everything changes for her. It turns out falling in love is harder than she thinks. Even with a steadfast belief in true love, Analee finds navigating romance, friendships, and family something that has to be figured out one day at a time.
Fake Not-Fake Relationship ni AdenugaAdeola
26 mga parte Kumpleto
*Kyra Martin* It was never easy for me to hide my emotions, and that's the cause of all my problems now. I am a writer, or rather, I was. Now I'm just a heartbroken girl with only one published book and several drafts. Ever since that incident, I couldn't find it in my to right anything worth publishing. So, when I get advised to find my inspiration, I take it seriously. I decided that the only way for me to write love is to feel love. But the thing is, I don't want to burden anyone with my feelings. That's why I decided to go searching for a guy that I can fall in love with but he won't be burdened by my love for him. And that's when I found him. *Austin Smith* He is a player, well actually a retired player. He claims to have never fallen in love and will never fall for anyone. He does not believe in it. He is the perfect person for me. To him, the relationship is as fake as possible, but to me, I try my best to convince myself that it isn't. And that's how we got tied up, in this fake-not-fake relationship. ... "So, to be clear, is this a fake relationship?" I asked, furrowing my brows as I always did. "It is for me." he said carelessly, taking a bite of his toast. "But it isn't for me." I retorted. He stared at me, "Then it's simple. We are in a Fake Not- Fake Relationship. Simple."
The Redemption of Maximus ni TonyaDavis240
41 parte Kumpleto Mature
The world is screwed up place. Everyone in it just wants peace when it isn't promised to nobody. We work for ourselves to try to improve our ways of life only for someone who has more to take it. Everything is about monetary gain and if you don't got the green you better have a way to survive. Help wont come when you need it. There is no home and having shame is a simple thing of the past. We all tell people to have hope. We tell them that if they work hard enough that change will eventually come and with that change they will find their happy ending. I've watched humans kill for that happy ending. I've committed murder when a tyrant thought to torture the only good thing in this world I have ever found in this fucked up place. Even when I tried to save it, I still lost it. Yeah, you heard right. I am no saint. This world is far from cupcake and t ,rainbows and their isn't not one soul that could tell me different. I have had to fight to survive since the day I lii I broke out of an egg into this world. No one has ever known where I came from and from the moment I got here I've never know any kindness. I have always been the odd one out because I was different. I'm not talking different just because the color of my skin. I'm talking different because when I get well and truly pissed I turn into a vicious monster. I'm not talking a kiddie monster like the one that creeps under your bed while you are sleeping or chooses to hide in your closet. I'm the type that you cant get away from. I travel through space and time. If I want you, I will have you. I have the powers of invisibility on my side, and you will never see me coming. There is no one that can catch me because I can poof away at the drop of a hat. If that doesn't scare you than the thousands of scars on my body and my size definitely will. But who cares about that shit anyway. Looks aren't everything. I am Maximus.
Best of Friends ni sellaturcica
45 parte Kumpleto Mature
""Kitten, you're worried about something, and you cannae lie. You're picking at your hands and looking around to clean up my room. Unlucky for you, my room is very clean," he said, "Now what are you worrying about so much?" I stopped picking at my cuticles. It was kind of weird that he could see me doing something and read me like a book before I could even realize I was doing it. I felt my heart pound in my chest. "Well, it's just this whole pretending to date you thing," I shrugged, "How far do we have to take it? Do we have to do it in front of our friends? Do we have to do it in public because obviously we ran into Olivia today and we weren't planning on it. Oh shit, what if she sees you with another girl? I mean, what would happen then? What if she sees me talking to another guy? How long is this going to go on? What if we have to kiss in front of Olivia? I mean, it's not that I don't want to kiss you but--" I rambled on nervously. Iain smirked and walked towards me, and the next thing I knew, his lips were on mine, and we were kissing." When Kit's older brother, Ben, finally makes it with the girl he's been crushing on for four years, only to find out she's wary of family, he lies and calls his baby sister his best friend's girlfriend, turning everyone's life upside down. While Kit's struggling with the impending doom of college and parents that could divorce at any second, she's also juggling a fake relationship with her brother's hot best friend, Iain. As if that weren't complicated enough, a chemistry sparks between Iain, igniting flames and destroying the crumbling world around them. RATED M for drug and alcohol use and sexual themes
Will You Keep My All? ni WorthHope
5 parte Kumpleto Mature
*UNEDITED* There's always been a secret in someone's life. A past that wants to forget and make a new start. Too hurt to say goodbye. Too painful to show the tears. What will you do when you watch the person you love the most, the sole reason you found another light in your dark life-is accepting a man's hands for marriage? What will you do to avoid of getting more hurt from that sight when she's kissing a man instead of you? What will you do once your heart finally stop beating for someone as it turned cold? No more tears to form, no more reason to smile. "Will you keep my all? Because I am tired of keeping mine,"
Moral of the Story ni Emmani_
27 parte Ongoing Mature
"Some people fall in love with the wrong people sometimes." "I don't believe that." "Don't believe in what?" "Love might be hard, or complicated, or messy, but it's never wrong." "Even when it hurts?" "That's when you know it's worth it." "Nothing is worth that much pain." "Pain only makes love stronger." "And if it ends? If mistakes ruin it?" "Mistakes'll get made, but in the end, it'll make us better. That's the moral of the story." ~~•~~ It's just the story of two girls falling in love and falling apart. Unfortunately, they're doing so in Hollywood, where fame is both a blessing and a curse. Wren Legend, an increasingly popular b-list actress/singer/songwriter, has already made her mark on the world. Having won both a Golden Globe and Grammy at the young age of 18. After meeting Jenna on the street one day by chance, their connection is undeniable - except they're both denying it. ----------- One of the main reasons I wanted to write this is because there are some really terrible (like disgusting and poorly written) stories about Jenna - and all celebrities, to be honest. The entire premise of fanfics is a little weird, but I figured, if they're going to exist, there should be good ones out there that don't just like glorify the celebrities body for specific s*x themed reasons. (Not that all fanfics are about that, but a good number of them are.) And so I just thought, "if you can't beat 'em', join 'em." If I'm gonna write a fanfic, it's gonna be about more than just fantasies about fu*king them. If I'm gonna write a fanfic, it's gonna be romantic, and interesting, and funny, and suspenseful. If I'm gonna write a fanfic, it's gonna be good. So... I hope this one is.
The Hardship's of Love ni Timmietots
8 parte Kumpleto
As I lay in my hospital bed I voiced out my decision to my mate regardless of the fact that both of us would be hurting. "I've had to deal with you not caring for 5 good years Brent and I'm done. Here's your ring and when I've recovered I'll come and get my things." "No you can't leave! You're my mate." He argued back "Brent I am done fighting for you and for this relationship and getting hurt okay. I am done." I stated to him and turned back to rest my heard on my friends shoulder. One day my Grandmother fell in love with my grandfather. It wasn't all pretty and happy as I expected. No there were downfalls in their love and moments when they wished they'd never met each other. But the real test was believing that no matter how bad the situation got they would come back together. Or is that just fairy-tale?
Her Illusive Seduction ni fetishbycrai
17 parte Kumpleto Mature
I am a cynic when it comes to love. I wouldn't call myself bitter, more of a realist. You see people tend to do what they please even when it comes to love. I have seen this happening over and over again. I have seen people gradually switch from being madly in love to despising each other, my parents for example. My friends teased me about it and tried to encourage me all the time. They usually say 'you will find someone to love soon', or 'just you wait you will find someone who will sweep you off your feet'. Honestly, I prefer my feet on the ground. Love is not for me...or is it?
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Noah

29 mga parte Kumpleto Mature

"You can't rely on other people's kindness in this world. It don't exist." Normal people are like oblivious little ants, just working their way around, carry food, part of a bigger picture. People are so bland and mundane, each of them trying to be like the others. I suppose I'm no different- I'm trying to fit in too. However, a crippling obsession to avenge my only friend's death is getting in the way of that. If I want to get on with my life, I need to learn to come to terms with my past in a way that's less likely to get me killed.

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