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Randomness

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Reads 4,696
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Parts 43
Time 50m

threateningfeet

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Do you ever just want to literally laugh out loud for no reason at all? Or maybe, you just want to enjoy a good joke! Well, say no more, because my book, "Randomness", is just what you need! Read these awesome chapters and feel the laughter emerge! Filled with funny jokes, hilarious experiences and even riddles, this book will make you laugh your freaking butt off!
Hopefully... Heeheehee.All Rights Reserved

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