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Laugh Express

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Bab 31
Durasi 16m

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Suppose..........

I'm Joker..

You're Batman..

If you wanna do your job, then you have to go through my jokes. 

So let's begin..😎

{I wrote most of these jokes when I was 15, so forgive my cringeness}Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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