Laugh Express
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Last published Wed, Jul 22, 2020
Suppose..........
I'm Joker..
You're Batman..
If you wanna do your job, then you have to go through my jokes.
So let's begin..😎
{I wrote most of these jokes when I was 15, so forgive my cringeness}
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