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Kill them with SARCASM

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Reads 13,761
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Parts 58
Time <5 mins

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Sarcasm one of my many talents. A book of sarcastic remarks,burns,and how to basically defend yourself with words.All Rights Reserved

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I WISH THIS WERE A JOKING by jshoffman

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Jack and Marlboros ((Judd Birch X Reader)) by Burntnuggets66

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Stalker Romance(Goth Peter x Reader) Highschool AU by -eclipsaaa_

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You're a college student and we're looking for a job-your friend Vanessa helps you with that, but at what cost? Sun/Moon x Reader Security breach

The Geek's Guide to Surviving High School by BhostGusters

Have you ever needed just a guide to tell you what to do when life gets too hard? To survive High School in particular? Well, listen to what I've got for you! Let me guide you on this long treacherous journey called High School! I guarantee you that my sarcastic charisma and witty jokes will never leave you bored. My awesome, snazzy, fabulousness will leave you speechless... or maybe just making you randomly laugh out loud. Which would be pretty awkward, because everyone would stare at you... Come now youngling, hold my hand and we will climb the stairs of High School together.

Frozen Cherries by birdhousebingo

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Finding Maze by Cosmic-Enigma

" aww, how kind. Is this your way of getting another proof that I am a criminal so that you can put me in prison. Because, if that is the goal, you guys fucking suck at it " I snapped. In one swift moment, Alex grabbed me by my arm and gripped it" you will do as I say or else.. " "What? Or else what? Throw me in prison? Shatter my life. Let's get one thing straight here, I am lethal just as much as you guys are, I will fucking ruin your life for all the crimes that you have done. If I am going down, then each and every one of you are going down. You think I don't know anything about you all? You think your walls are made of stone that no one can enter? Well, news flash, Alex I know how you are a shallow person behind this rude persona of yours. I know the exact reason why Rowling broke up with you. Want me to reveal each and every one of your secrets and make your life miserable than it already is?... " Alex slowly removed his hand".. That's what I thought. Now shut up and fuck off" I said and took my hot chocolate and walked away.

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I WISH THIS WERE A JOKING cover

Jack and Marlboros ((Judd Birch X Reader)) cover

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The Rage Of Lost Lights || Loki x Reader cover

Stalker Romance(Goth Peter x Reader) Highschool AU cover

𝙱𝚊𝚍 𝙲𝚑𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚜 𝚆𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚎. (𝚂𝚞𝚗/𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚡 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛) cover

The Geek's Guide to Surviving High School cover

Frozen Cherries cover

Finding Maze cover

I WISH THIS WERE A JOKING

"Abuse does that to you - sure, you can say that this, is abuse. I know it is. I own the fact that my family life is fire and brimstone and navigating it isn't easy, but it wasn't like him. He was worse." At times harsh, its a simple story about learning to love yourself after a trying and rough relationship.