Pick Me Up
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Last published Thu, Jul 16, 2020
"You can call me Nemo, because I'm not afraid to touch the butt."
"Excuse me?"
"I see London, I see France, now let me see in your underpants."
"Listen here you little piece of-"
"I heard you're a Gryffinwhore because you let all the wizards Slytherin."
"What the actual fu-"
"You turn my software into hardware."
"You pervert! You little piece of shi-!"
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