Pick Me Up

"You can call me Nemo, because I'm not afraid to touch the butt."

"Excuse me?"

"I see London, I see France, now let me see in your underpants."

"Listen here you little piece of-"

"I heard you're a Gryffinwhore because you let all the wizards Slytherin."

"What the actual fu-"

"You turn my software into hardware."

"You pervert! You little piece of shi-!"

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Want to read more? Then read the rest of Chapter One!