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Kennels of Irritation

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Parts 62
Time 4h 55m

Reads 7,125
Votes 492
Parts 62
Time 4h 55m

Mature

comedy idc idk tired

Incomprehensible Ruminations| Aimless SpeculationsI Peculiar ramblingsI Random thoughtsI WhodunitsI 
Read at your own risk. These are thoughts, musings, ramblings, and sometimes can be spiritual lessons.

Cause: Stupidity, hypocrisy, anything that i encounter in general

Effect: brain-burning, teeth-clenching, hair-tearing, face-ripping rants that show you the way

Result: you leave [hopefully] laughing

DISCLAIMER:
i have nothing better to do with my time than express my hot-headedness and do nothing about itAll Rights Reserved

comedy idc idk tired

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