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A Solider Like Me

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asoilderlikeme broflovski cartman chaotic-jinx death despair eric kyle kyman marsh romance stan uncertainty zombies

Eric Cartman, a lone survivor of the apocalypse. Alone and lost and afraid of what the future holds.
Everyday he questions why he was on the one to survive such a horrendous fate, but, is it truly over? Is Eric truly the lone survivor he thinks he is? What could possibly be in store for Eric Cartman this time?All Rights Reserved

asoilderlikeme broflovski cartman chaotic-jinx death despair eric kyle kyman marsh romance stan uncertainty zombies

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