A Solider Like Me
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Last published Sun, Jul 30, 2017
Eric Cartman, a lone survivor of the apocalypse. Alone and lost and afraid of what the future holds.
Everyday he questions why he was on the one to survive such a horrendous fate, but, is it truly over? Is Eric truly the lone survivor he thinks he is? What could possibly be in store for Eric Cartman this time?
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