His Only Weakness

Name: Hamzy Baker.
Age: 25
Height: 5"7
No. children: #1

There are certain rules when buying houses.
NUMBER ONE

NEVER EVER buy houses without inspecting it face to face, no matter what the price is.

Yes, yes I did exactly that.
What can I say? I was in a desperate situation.

NUMBER TWO

Refund your house right away if you aren't happy with it.

Did I do that? Hell fucking no.
Did I stayed there? More like I had to.

NUMBER THREE

If someone wants to buy it, let that bitch go.
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Okay, yes I bought a house that I didn't personally inspect myself, I'm not proud of it but this house looks like it was born during prohibition.

I'll tell you why...