Hello, I'm the Main Character!
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An epic tale of knights, dragons, cliches, and fourth walls! (updates Fridays)
Starring the Author, the Main Character, and the Awesome Magic Sw-
"Hey, you forgot Alan!"
I... Wha... How are you in the story description?
"And another thing. Why are you calling me 'The Main Character'? I have a name, you know."
Okay, Hans, I'll fix it.
Starring the Author, Hans, the Awesome Magic Sword, and Alan.
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