Hello there, Everyone. My name is Jay Puckett. I'm the popular guy at my school. All the chicks loooooove me. I've dated a lot, but theirs one who won't come to the happy side of rainbow.. One who won't like me. Her name, is Zoey. Zoey Underwood.. She has the greenest eyes, brownest hair I've ever seen, and the skin of an angel. I know I know, I sound like a stalker.. But, its the start of a new school. New high school. Ive had a crush on Zoe since kindergarten. I mean, she is the preppiest (if thats even a word..) , most beautiful girl ever to set foot on the Earth. But, did I ever mention I'm a worldwide criminal??