eunoia • pwj.

"who's she?"

"oh her? nah, if i were you i'd pass."

"why's that?"

"she's...very annoying, she's way too loud and she curses non stop, plus when you text her she replies super late as in hours later! not only that, she can sleep wherever and whenever, does she not realize she's a girl? she's a unique one i'm telling you..."

"okay...anything else you might wanna add before i talk to her?"

"hmmm yeah," he rests his hand on his shoulder, an innocent smile on his face as he tightens the grip he held onto him "she's mine...so back off."