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Nigerians Be Like

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Eh hen....................Really?
Eh hen....................I told you so! 
Eh hen....................I remember!
Eh hen....................Please continue 
Eh hen....................And so what? 
Eh hen....................Can I help you? 
Eh hen....................As I was saying...
Eh hen....................Really?
Eh hen....................I'm shocked.
Eh hen....................See yourself? 

Why? 

Because it's in our blood!All Rights Reserved

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