Implements and Elements: A Very Peculiar Tale

So, your planet sort of fell apart, your waitress job evaporated and then the homeless types in the remains of the nearby National Park burned most of your home for firewood. So you moved to another planet...

Except when you get there, you're the only human in a puzzling new landscape of fantastical beasts from every fairy tale and myth on Earth. And -- as fate would have it -- you still end up being a waitress.

Meet Poppy -- she's that one human in Northtown, on the planet of Forever. As if this new world weren't enough; suddenly "people" start dying and Poppy's involved whether she wants to be or not. Poppy also has some very confusing magical powers, interesting new friends, a mysterious benefactor and an evil entity now called Yours Truly has noticed her arrival on Forever, too...

THANK YOU for reading my novel! It is my sincere hope that -- although being a real life waitress is grand and nothing to shake a fork at -- I will someday be an author. I am honored that you would take the time to enter my world :)

Note: This is a complete novel I am sending to a prospective publisher in October. Comments and critiques are more than welcome.
Second note: This book includes some swear words, drug and alcohol references, sexual innuendo and mature themes, but nothing terribly graphic.