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Hairy Potter and the Philosopher's Hair Gel

TheMispunderstood

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Parti 6
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TheMispunderstood

authorsinsane baldemortwillreturn credstokitty hairypotter harrypotter horror moustachesexposed multipleauthors parody punsthatshouldntbelegal reallytheyprobablyarentlegal thriller wizardsarefriendsnotfood

The wizarding world is rife with gossip and speculation about the newest trends when it comes to hair maintenance and grooming, when Hairy Potter makes his debut at Hogshair School of Witchcraft and Barbery.

The boy, known by his fans as the Chosen Barber, is rumoured to have defeated the Dark Stache at only one year of age, removing all hair from the infamous warlock and causing the miscreant to take on the name Baldemort.

But with the start of Hairy's adventures with his new friends, Permione Granger and Afron Weasley, comes the threat of Baldemort's return, and the legend of a special hair gel formula, an elixir if you will, that can not only grow anyone who uses it a full head of hair for life, but can also turn any measly bit of hair into a luxurious moustache.

The race is on, and with the threat of Baldemort and his Hair Eaters looming ever closer, Hairy and his friends are against the clock when it comes to discovering what exactly lies behind the exquisite hair cuts and stylish beards of their mysterious professors.Tutti i diritti riservati

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