Disclaimers Because I'm an Asshole
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If you know me, it isn't news to you that I'm an asshole, dick, douche bag, bitch, insufferably smug know-it-all, and just annoying in general. Because that is already a well known fact and I've nothing to hide in that arena, I've decided to put my asshole-ness (if that's not already a word I copyright it and you owe me money if you use it) to test in this book were I will, without the permission of the authors, take random things from stories and, because among those listed above I'm also the devil's advocate I will shamelessly argue with them, for no reason but the sake of the argument. No offense is intended to the author, and if you're like me, then feel free to comment and tell me to asshole (let's pretend that's a verb) about things of your choosing.
(Oh shit, we're running out of bus, okay bye bye! #JohnOliverReferencesBecauseIfYou'reAnAssholeLikeMeYouProbablyWatchJohnOliver)
(No offense, JO, you are my god)
(By the way, to those who say donkeys are weird... look up a picture of a baby donkey. They're fucking adorable)
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