Very, Very, Very Funny Texts (#wattys2017)
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Complete Wed, Dec 27, 2017<5 mins
Some Pretty Funny Texts I have for you.
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𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘮𝘦. 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘮𝘺 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥. "𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶?" 𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘴, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨. "𝘠𝘦𝘴," 𝘐 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳. "𝘐 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘵." 𝘏𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘵, 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘢𝘳, "𝘐𝘧 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶." "𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸."Complete
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