Welcome to Idiots-R-Us
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Ongoing5m
Last published Sun, Nov 19, 2017
"Welcome to Idiots-R-Us, Today we will be looking through the minds of the pieces of trash, and what th-"
"Larry, this script is shit."
"Who the fuck is Larry?"
"FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z"
"I CANT WAIT THAT LO-........
..what am I doing with my life"
"Loafing us?"
"Sure?"
"YESH!"
"The fuck...."
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