❝ some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of shit. ❞ _____________________ ya know how some of these weird teenagers actually like people their own age? bazar, right? yeah... that's not me. i have a thing for crushing on teachers and i don't know why, bruh. ➴ join me in all of my teacher goals, all of my crushes (on teachers) and all of my over-the-top moments... with teachers. [and other stuff too, but mostly teachers]. it's funny, trust me - no it's not - yes it is. ____________________ don't knock it until you try it, you might be surprised at how entertaining it is. 🤷🏽♂️ dIsClAiMeR: this book obviously isn't for EVERYONE, because you already know there's going to be that person who's like, "this book is sh*t! you lied!" like don't set yourself on fire, calm tf down. just read the book. if you like it, cool. if you don't, idgaf. _______________ ❝i can only please one person per day. today is not your day. tomorrow doesn't look good either. ❞ 👋🏾