Of Stolons and Nodes

That one particular blade of grass in my front lawn. I wanted to contribute and be cool. Although writing about grass isn't really cool. Oh, well. I can do what I want. No smut, you're welcome. I also apologize in advance for sucking at writing this because to be honest I don't really care... Have fun?? As much fun as reading about grass can be...?
Wrote by FLUFFYDEATHLORD