Ratchet - Pick Up Lines
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  • Reads 11,867
  • Votes 183
  • Parts 13
  • Time 28m
Complete, First published Aug 04, 2017
This sarcastic Lombaxes pick up lines are getting him nowhere... Fast. I'll take requests for this, why not. Both reader inserts and OC's, will be some smut because I live for the smut. There are some works in progress for this behind the scenes !

1. Sleepyhead : Ratchet has always been an early riser, clashing with your human tendencies to sleep in. You wouldn't change your dork for the world though. 
2. Rain : It seldom rains on Veldin, but when it does, it isn't light. When banter turns into bickering, Ratchet isn't too keen on taking what he is dishing out. 
3. Burning Up : Veldin is a hot planet, not particularly suited to humans. Ratchet's behaviour won't die down though, much like the heat.  
4. Screw You : Post Into the Nexus. Ratchet returns to remind his favourite human how much he loves them. 
5. Hologuise
6. Home At Last : Original first chapter for I Get A Little Bit Gengis Khan, it probably works better as a silly little one-shot. Also, I'm trying to split mature writing from normal writing. (If there is any.)
7. Synthion's Birthday , Chapter 1, Unfinished : Synthion's birthday is coming up and it's time to celebrate.. In Pokitaru!
8. Adoption : Ratchet tries to tell Morise about what happened on Magnus.
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