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Ratchet - Pick Up Lines

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This sarcastic Lombaxes pick up lines are getting him nowhere... Fast. I'll take requests for this, why not. Both reader inserts and OC's, will be some smut because I live for the smut. There are some works in progress for this behind the scenes !

1. Sleepyhead : Ratchet has always been an early riser, clashing with your human tendencies to sleep in. You wouldn't change your dork for the world though. 
2. Rain : It seldom rains on Veldin, but when it does, it isn't light. When banter turns into bickering, Ratchet isn't too keen on taking what he is dishing out. 
3. Burning Up : Veldin is a hot planet, not particularly suited to humans. Ratchet's behaviour won't die down though, much like the heat.  
4. Screw You : Post Into the Nexus. Ratchet returns to remind his favourite human how much he loves them. 
5. Hologuise
6. Home At Last : Original first chapter for I Get A Little Bit Gengis Khan, it probably works better as a silly little one-shot. Also, I'm trying to split mature writing from normal writing. (If there is any.)
7. Synthion's Birthday , Chapter 1, Unfinished : Synthion's birthday is coming up and it's time to celebrate.. In Pokitaru!
8. Adoption : Ratchet tries to tell Morise about what happened on Magnus.All Rights Reserved

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Ratchet and Clank: Love That is a Rift Apart (COMPLETED) ✔️ by AshTheLegend06

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TFP Parent Preferences by CricketLuver

Here is the sequel to my TFP Dating Preferences. This book is strictly meant to be read with a 17+ years old POV. There isn't any mature content, but you (the reader) are the wife/mother in this story and I don't promote underage relationships or pregnancy. IMPORTANT NOTE!: You're only in a relationship with ONE character, not all at the same time, meaning that each relationship is basically in an alternate universe of its own. This is one of my older books, so it wasn't proof read or edited.

Scavi: When Hearts Connect by ConnieGodfrey22

This is my first fanfiction!! Don't blame me if it's bad. I hope all of you enjoy!! If you have any ideas for the story line, please give me some suggestions!! I'll need all the help I can get!! haha lol :-) Let's follow Scott and Avi's bumpy relationship bloom when Avi and Scott reveal their love for each other. **Smut will be involved as well as self-abuse, kidnapping, and many more.**

Slime-Cycle (Humble Beginnings) by shroom_mush_

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Facets, Book 1: What Is And What Should Never Be by jerseycaptain

Ratchet and Clank are back on Fastoon, about a year after the events in the game "Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack In Time", and are studying the ruins and looking into lombax culture. They soon discover a research laboratory, containing an ancient portal which sends them careening into an alternate parallel dimension - a place where the normal conventions of behavior, morality, etc. are flipped on their heads, and history has played out somewhat differently. Here they encounter characters who are the opposites of what they are in their own universe, and must deal with each as a result. It will be the beginning of an emotional roller coaster ride for the two heroes! This is the first of what will be a multi-story arc, as Ratchet and Clank stumble through several dimensions while trying to find their way home! PLEASE NOTE: This story has some violence in it, but no gore. There is also a tiny amount of body horror as well as a little cursing. But I hope you'll stay with the story through to the end...I expect you'll be glad you did! All characters and locations from the Ratchet & Clank franchise mentioned in this story are the sole property of Insomniac Games and Sony Interactive Entertainment, and I assume no ownership of them. The alternate versions created in this story are mine, as well as any original characters and settings, and not to be used without permission. Cover art by Hollie by Golly Please check out his stories here on Wattpad!

Totally Ask & Dare San Au's (Discontinued) by FandomChipBoi

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Irreplaceable you || TFP Ratchet x Femme reader by SquishySquiddy

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