This short story is about -Hey! You said I could write the description!- Really? When? Tell me when and where I gave you the job of writing the description. *Observer enters the room, out of breath, and records his entrance, as well as the last few lines of dialogue.* Observer! There you are! Tell me, did you ever observe me telling -notFound- that they could write the description of this short story? Huh? HUH? *Observer ignores -dbError- and -notFound- and suggests to the reader that they get to reading before their mind melts.* Author's note: I was bored and suddenly had the idea for a short piece where the main character rebels against their writer and a third hapless witness wisely records everything. Enjoy this piece of half-baked nonsense from the deeply confused mind of yours truly!