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The Yard Sale

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"I'm going to need a yam, 2 cans of vegan lemur frosting, 3 tubs of Garbanzo beans, half a pickled horn-melon, sun-dried Argentinian cactus testicles, and a dead body, but before anything else, I need milk."
        This was Bob's first and only request when he came knocking on Carol Welby's door. 
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Do you like comedy? Rollercoasters? MILK?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, this story may be for you.
If you did not answer yes to any of these questions, please read anyway.
If you are lactose intolerant, I am sorry. Don't worry, though. Cornelius understands.All Rights Reserved

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