Droll Troll
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Two trolls, Oaky Doaky and Will Dew, save the Earth from a terrible fate. Then everyone lives happily ever after.
Oh, look at that. I just spoiled the ending for you. So you probably shouldn't bother reading it, hmm? What's the point if all the mystery and conflict has been sucked away, hmm? Don't look at me like that. Well no I ... That is to say ... Well some people like happy endings! What do you mean people want mystery? Suspense? A surprise? Let me tell you: the dinosaurs got a big flaming surprise a gazillion billion years ago, but you don't see them whining on about it, now do you?
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