The Cliché Lover

Highest Rank #66 in HUMOR

Businessa Tygers is a rich multimillionaire/billionaire/trillionaire/zillionaire and a social butterfly equivalent to a playboy. There are three extreme facts about her :

1. She does not believe in love.
2. She always has her way and nobody (and I really mean nobody) raises any voice against her.
3. She has the looks of a greek goddess; Venus, if you are looking for the closest proximity.

Waiters Swans is a helpless, jobless guy but with extreme pride and beauty that could dazzle the paparazzi and make them bow. There are no extreme things about him except that he hates the callous, overbearing, obnoxious and very sexy multimillionaire/billionaire/trillionaire/zillionaire.

But there are sparks between them and love seems to be in the air like swine flu and nothing can go wrong...unless there is a secret that needs to be a secret to unleash the drama and the terror in this love tale. What will happen when the secret is unleashed? Of course happy ending will happen but what before that??
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WARNING:
*THIS IS A PARODY OF THE CLICHÉ LOVE STORIES WE HAVE BEEN SERVED WITH FOR YEARS.
* IT DOES NOT POINT AT ANY SPECIFIC WORK OF ANY WRITER AND NEITHER DOES IT STRESS ON HURTING ANYONE'S SENTIMENTS.
*THE STORY IS CLICHÉ BUT PUT IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT ALTOGETHER. WHAT IF THE GIRL WERE TO TAKE THE MAN'S PLACE AS THE POWERFUL, STRONG BUSINESS TYCOON AND THE MAN WERE TO BE THE TIMID GUY?
*IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO DARK HUMOR OR HARSH JOKES, DO NOT READ. THERE WILL BE A FEW PETTY BLOWS HERE AND THERE THAT YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE (IN CASE YOU ARE SENSITIVE).

LASTLY, I GIVE YOU THE MOST CLICHÉ PARODIES OF ALL WITH A TWIST OF THE WOMAN'S PLACE IN A MAN'S WORLD - The Cliché Lover