Drabble about a CEO

Have you every stopped to consider that CEO means something. Yeah I know right? Mind blown. Well it does, it means 'Chief Executive Officer'. My friend and I realized this and had a great time laughing when I commented about the meaning of those words. They took three official words to make, arguably, the MOST official word. Chief. Executive. Officer. Isn't that funny? So I wrote a story about the first ever CEO coming up with that name (CEO) for himself. Fun times.