The Internet Protector
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Last published Mon, Nov 5, 2018
In a world.... where Cats and Dogs are taking over the Internet. One girl named Dallas, with the help of others, must put the Internet back into it's normal st-a... *Snores* ah! Oh. You know what? That's way to boring!
On a normal first day of school the odd ball is chosen to be The Internet Protector! Cats and Dogs have taken over and they are soon to kick out the Unicorns! If they do that then..... not only is the Internet doomed, but the whole world will be DOOMED! Dallas has to muster up all the puns, jokes and fantasies to save the Internet and world!
Can she do it? Or will she fail?
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Lol I'm just joking! It's just on wattpad because I have no money! Ha. Ha. *Sobs* anyway! I hope you enjoy! I will be uploading every day- oh who am I kidding? It'll probably be once a week!
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