How To Catch A Tiger 【Camila/You】

A useful guide filled with helpful tips, tricks and advice to assist you in successfully capturing your slightly larger than average house cat.

*IMPORTANT SIDE NOTES INCLUDE;

#1; Don't ask the tiger where it got it's stripes from. Curious as you may be, the majority of the time tigers aren't the most willing when it comes to opening up.

#2; Don't say anything about how intimidating the tiger seems. While it may be quite confronting for the average person, a tiger's sharp ears will hear your words regardless of where they're spoken.

And most important of all;

#3; Under any circumstances given, do not, by any means, ever, EVER grab a tiger by it's tail.

[Cover; slothtato]

{{Despite the title to this book I do not condone the hunting nor the capture of any tigers, please don't try @ home.}}